Hello From my Mom's Basement!

Hey, I'm jumping on the bandwagon! I have actually started a blog.
So, the FAQ:

Why is Nik blogging?
Because I live in Calgary, and all my Family pretty much doesn't. And because my sister keeps a really great blog and that inspires me to try the same thing. And because I'm going to be a Daddy in 3 months and my mother wants to keep up... it's her first grandkid in another city.

Why "Tales from the Weird Side"?
'cause my wife tells me I'm weird on a pretty much daily basis, and she usually has good reason to. I feel, however, that if I were to try to change I would be betraying myself. So I'm weird in that I don't express myself like most other people. I'm find humor in things others don't. Assuming i post more than a few times on this thing, you'll understand even more.... (dun dun DUUUUN)

Why is Nik writing this post from his mother's basement?
No reason, I just happen to be visiting.

Why does Nik keep refering to himself in the third person?
Because I did so in the first question, and so must continue doing it so there is a feeling of continuity in the post. Also, I am vain.

Why is this FAQ so short?
I ran out of questions to ask myself.

Well, I intend to post again in about 3 minutes, so......yeah.