Jeff Foxworthy on Alberta... I got this emailed to me by a friend

To my friends & family that live or have lived in Alberta - you will
understand....

These are funny & so true!
Here's what Jeff Foxworthy (American comedian) has to say about
Albertans:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you
live in Alberta .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you live in Alberta .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in
Alberta
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you live in Alberta .
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Edmonton for the weekend,
you live in Alberta .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Alberta .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
live in Alberta .
If you have switched from "heat" to "air conditioning" and back again
in the same day, you live in Alberta .
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you live in Alberta
f you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you live in Alberta .
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Alberta .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
live in Alberta .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Alberta ..
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you live in Alberta .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in
Alberta .
If you find 10 degrees Fahrenheit "a little chilly", you live in
Alberta

Some of these are soooooooooo true.
Shell